Sh*t Happens Beanie

Sh*t happens, and sometimes it doesn’t! 😉  A snug, form-fitting beanie with the words “Sh*t Happens” in purple embroidery on the front and our SauFennel logo on the back.

  • Gray
  • 100% Turbo Acrylic
  • 12″
  • Cuffed
  • Hypoallergenic 
  • Unisex style
  • Hand washable

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$20.00
Rub, Season, Sprinkle.

• Pairs well with sweet or savory dishes. 
• Sprinkle on top of hummus.
• Add to salads, stocks, curries, fish, sausage, cheese, and even bread.
• Blend into smoothies or smoothie bowls.
• Add to oats or overnight oats.
• Add to roast sweet potatoes.
• Add to things like protein balls, energy bites, or cookies.

Pro Tips! 

-1. Grind some up with a mortar and pestle or with a spice and nut grinder for more kid-friendly dishes. 

2. Leave the jar on your counter for up to 3 months in a cool, dry area. 

3. Refills are available, or you can reuse the jar for other things.

Mix Ingredients

Not Your Momma's Mix: A fresh mix of whole fennel seeds, sesame seeds, unsalted almond pieces, unsweetened coconut flakes, and vegan rainbow sprinkles.


Rock Your World Mix: A sweet choice. A fresh mix of whole fennel seeds, sesame seeds, unsalted almond pieces, unsweetened coconut flakes, vegan rainbow sprinkles, and pieces of pure rock candy.


A Sweet Soirée Mix: Our nut-free option. A fresh mix of whole fennel seeds, sesame seeds, coriander seeds, pieces of pure rock candy, vegan rainbow sprinkles, and vegan dark chocolate chips.


Sugar-Free Momma Mix: A fresh mix of whole fennel seeds, sesame seeds, unsweetened coconut flakes, and unsalted almond pieces.

Cookie Ingredients

Bumpy Biscotti: Flour, sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, baking powder, and “Not Your Momma’s Mix.”

Pat's Tea Biscuits: All-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, olive oil, “A Sweet Soirée Mix”, Sugar, and fresh lemon juice.

We also offer gluten-free versions made with gluten-free flour.

Don’t want to miss anything delicious at dinner and devour every course? SauFennel’s digestives are the perfect natural antidote. Not only does it help calm your stomach, but it will also freshen your breath. The flavor? Slightly sweet and licoricey. We promise to make a lover out of you!