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Sh*t Happens Beanie
- 100% Turbo Acrylic
- Unisex style
- Hand washable
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Chocolate Bar Ingredients
Sugar, partially hydrogenated palm kernel and cottonseed oils, nonfat dry milk*, cocoa processed with alkali, cocoa, glyceryl lacto esters of fatty acids, soy lecithin, salt, SauFennel (fennel seeds, sesame seeds, unsweetened coconut flakes, unsalted almonds). *May Contain: Tree nuts, milk, and soy.
With Biscotti Crumbs: Sugar, partially hydrogenated palm kernel and cottonseed oils, nonfat dry milk*, cocoa processed with alkali, cocoa, glyceryl lacto esters of fatty acids, soy lecithin, salt, SauFennel Bumpy Biscotti crumbs (*wheat flour, sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, baking powder, not your momma's mix). *May contain: tree nuts, milk, and soy.
Mix Ingredients & Nutrients
Our mixes feature different combinations of the following:
Whole Fennel Seeds – High in Fiber that's good for digestion and regularity, antioxidant & antispasmodic properties good for immune health and alleviating cramps, vitamins, and macronutrients.
Whole Sesame Seeds – healthy fats, protein, B vitamins, minerals, fiber, antioxidants, and other beneficial plant compounds. Regularly eating substantial portions of these seeds — not just an occasional sprinkling on a burger bun — may aid blood sugar control, combat arthritis pain, and lower cholesterol.
Unsalted Chopped Almond – contains many healthy fats, fiber, protein, magnesium, and vitamin E. Good for lowering blood sugar levels, blood pressure, and cholesterol levels. They can also reduce hunger and promote weight loss.
Unsweetened Coconut Flakes – Good for reducing the risk of heart disease by modulating cholesterol profiles, improving satiety and supporting weight loss, supporting a healthy microbiome, enhancing brain function, and stabilizing blood glucose levels.
Coriander Seeds – Full of vitamin K, which plays an essential role in helping your blood clot. Vitamin K also helps your bones repair themselves, helping prevent problems like osteoporosis. Additionally, evidence points to vitamin K helping lower your risk of heart disease.
Vegan Dark Chocolate Chips – a powerful source of antioxidants, may improve blood flow and lower blood pressure, raises HDL, protects LDL from oxidation, reduces heart disease risk, protects your skin from the sun, and could improve brain function.
Vegan Rainbow Sprinkles – We add these for a tiny touch of color, crunch, and sweetness.
Pure Rock Candy – We add this for those with a sweet tooth! Yea, you know who you are!
*nut-free and sugar-free mixes are available
Bumpy Biscotti: *Wheat flour, sugar, eggs, vegetable oil, baking powder, and Not Your Momma’s Mix.
*May contain Nuts. We also offer gluten-free versions made with gluten-free flour.
For 'mix' ingredients, click here.